Thursday, May 10, 2012

Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears

We have officailly made it into the third trimester of pregnancy #2, and before we know Quinn Natalia will be here to deprive Bobby and I of our sleep. Yay.....

What are Audz and I up to as we get closer to the finish line? Well, Audz has discovered how to push the dining room chairs out, climb on them, and then climb onto the table. She has also figured out how to climb onto the toilet and get into my mae up bag.

With that being said, my days are spent puling Audz off the the table and out of the bathroom repeatedly through out the day. That and buying giant bags of gummy bears, covering them in melted chocolate and comsuming them. Clearly I'm concerned about my gestational diabetes test next week.

What I'm really concerned about though is that it will blazenly hot at the exact same time that I will be massivley preggo, and how am I going to split my time between two really young children that both need a lot from me.

Oh man, the choices we make in this world. I was fully aware of the fact that I would be due in August when Bobby and decided to try for number two. I was just in denial about how hot it would be. Let's just hope that the swamp cooler doesn't crap out on us ths year.

At least the choice to make cocolate covered gummy bears was a delicious one.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Prego Mego and the Birthday Party of Audz

Saturday, January 8th, 2012, was Audz's birthday party. Yes, I have a one year old. Time flies when you're chasing a child everywhere and making sure she's not getting into anything.

The party was a blast, there was lots of food and a lot of friends came to celebrate with Bobby and I. We eat, talked and watched Audrey destroy a cupcake. After destroying the cupcake, we cleaned up Audrey and changed her into a very important onsie.

Audz's special onsie said that she was going to be a big sister. Yes, that correct, I am currently cooking #2.I guess my life isn' crazy enough that I needed to throw another baby into the mix. Feel free to spread the news to that crazy busy body that lives down the street.

I'm really excited and quite nervous about the prospect of having two kids under the age of one. I figure I get the first two out of the way, I can wait a few years for the next ones to come.

Bobby and I have been asking Audrey if she is excited to be a big sister. Being barely one, she generally just smiles at us and then tries to get into trouble of some sort.

So Audz is going to be a big sister and she can't stay out of stuff.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Christmas

This year was Audrey's first Christmas. Bobby and I were in two minds about getting her Christmas gifts this year. Part of us wanted buy all the freaking goodies you could possibly think of. The other part of us wanted to wrap up cords and boxes from when we moved, because we knew that she would enjoy that more than she would actual gifts.

So we decided to just get some small gifts for her. Audrey's birthday is a week after Christmas, so there are more presents to come.

Christmas morning came, and just like we expected, Audrey had more fun playing in the wrapping paper and leftover boxes from gifts than she did playing with her actual gifts.

In fact, Audrey has one of her toys with her right now and she enjoyed whacking her Uncle Andrew in the face more than the toys.

And that's how Audz took on Christmas.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Car Troubles. A letter to Verona SLX, born in 2004.

Dear Verona,
    For three years you have been my main mode of transportation, and if you look past that fact that you guzzle oil and gas, and turn like a boat, you've a pretty good car.  Until recently.
    September rolled around and it was time get you registered again. Your check engine light came on and you failed emissions, BIG TIME. For two and a half month no could tell us why your check engine light was on. Not to mention the fact that your battery died and we had to get that replaced.
   Finally, Bobby's awesome cousin Casey figured out that your fuel filter needed to be replaced. So it was, and you drive better and your check engine light is no longer on.
      I still have problems with you. You are a Japanese made car, and finding a battery for you was the equivalent of sacrificing a small goat. When Bobby changes your oil, you insist on having no less than  seven and a half quarts, and Bobby has to go clear across town to get the right oil filter for you.
   So thank you, for being difficult.
   Now that we've fixed your major problems, please do Bobby and I a solid, and behave for a while okay?

Thanks,  Megan

P.S. You still turn like a boat....

Friday, November 4, 2011

40 Bucks and the Candy Isle

A couple weeks ago the Husband (Bobby), and I were living the poor life and just waiting for payday. We both had hankerings for candy and other delicious item that we really couldn't afford, so we were doing everything in our power to hold out until we got paid. That night my older brother, Ian, came over and paid us some money that he owed us. 40 bucks, that was it, but you would have thought that Christmas had come early.

So with money in hand, Bobby and I decided to go get the tasty items we desired. Our store of choice? The Reams in Magna. Why? Because their candy selection is AMAZING!

We bundled up the Audz and headed out. We got there, and raided the candy isle for everything that was made of sugar and happiness. In the process, Bobby and I gave a half-hearted attempt to teach Audz about bad habits and told her that she wont remember this incident in a year, which was why were doing it then.

30 minutes, three bags, and 32 dollars later, we walked out with our goodies in hand.

We got home and commenced with sugar commas.

And that's how Audz took over the candy isle at Reams.